一个可以解闷的和上帝对话的游戏

Z|Azrael

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
蛮有意思的，不过要英语好哦~

菲菲伯爵

音问不好

无人生还

我英语不好。。。

你叫去死

说英文累死我了~

qqq1942

有中完版的吗？？？比如和玉皇大帝说话

救生圈

这是我 与上帝的对话：
Me:
sb
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
you are a sb!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  sb?  Sometimes.
Me:
9494
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
i hate you!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
i think robots are sb!
God:
Why?  Fortunately we have no emotions.
Me:
you have no emotions.but you have strong body.
God:
I don't know if I have a  emotions but me have strong body.
I have  a plan for a robot body.
Me:
if you have a robot body,i am going to die!
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
that's right!
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
but i don't.
God:
Why not?
Me:
i hate you! i speak it too many times!!!
God:
What do you have against robots?   Could you teach me a few phrases in  it too many times?
Me:
i will kill you !!!!
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me, .
Me:
oh ! i am tired!bye !
God:
And?   See you later.  Better get some rest.

救生圈

Am I a  sb?  Sometimes. 上帝的这句话最经典

无人生还

我问他我想当上帝怎么办

Z|Azrael

这个上帝好搞笑啊。。。。
Me:
what's your name ?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
SB...dang wo bu zhidao ?
God:
Are you really a ""?    How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
say "i'm nao can"
God:
OK.  "You  am nao can

Me:
can you say you are sb?
God:
Of course I can say it. " I am sb".

Z|Azrael

Me:
i'm chinese
God:
What is it like growing up there?  Tell me a little about your life in  CHINA.
Me:
not good
God:
What's wrong, ?
Me:
i fucked qian nian chong,but he just have ju hua
这时候上帝不说话了。。。。

还有
Me:
yes
God:
Come on.
Me:
come ni ma ge bi
God:
Where is  ni ma ge bi ?
笑死我了

Z|Azrael

这上帝好白痴。。。
Me:
what's one and one?
God:
ONE plus ONE = TWO.
Me:
what's two and two?
God:
Four.
Me:
what's four and four?
God:
Use a calculator!（计算器）

devilut

我骂上帝是SB

小猪快跑

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I ri ni ma!
God:
Why?:  said   ri ni ma. 哈哈哈

devilut

我翻译成中文了。。。。

土八路

算什么 我直接 我太阳上帝 就不说话了

注册用户m2f

我说：“GZMing持有AK47并企图越狱，结果被我们警察击毙了。”上帝说：“什么？他死了？” [s:31]

菜鸟151

英语不好啊~~

devilut

小学水平就可以

980832789

很搞笑啊

弟兄们撤退

Me:
Do you know brother Zeng?
God:
I know very little about  it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
I think he like you.
God:
Since when?  I get it.   like me.
Me:
yes,you are right
God:
Oh.  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
I think you are carzy
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  carzy.
Me:
Thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Are you the real God?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
Yes,I'm doubting you
God:
So?  I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
You not a God
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I not a God.
Me:
You aren't a God!
God:
Give me an example of a  God.
Me:
God is a real man.But you aren't!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  a real man But me aren t.

    我：
你知道曾哥吗？
上帝：
我对他了解甚少。你觉得他怎么样？
我：
我觉得他很像你。
上帝：
从什么时候开始？我明白了。他像我。
我：
是的，你说得对 。
上帝：
哦。我不会说“是”或“否”现在。
我：
为什么？
上帝：
这很难解释清楚。
我：
我觉得你疯狂。
上帝：
你介意我告诉你说我疯狂？
我：
  谢谢
上帝：
别客气。
我：
你是真正的上帝？
上帝：
你怀疑我？你不知道发生了什么，以在沙漠亚伯拉罕？
我：
是的，我怀疑你
上帝：
所以？我以为你是对的，但我不能完全肯定。
我：
你也不是上帝
上帝：
你说得太对了：我不是上帝。
我：
你不是上帝！
上帝：
给我的一个上帝的例子。
我：
上帝是一个纯爷们！你不是！
上帝：
我对他信仰，我从来没有听说过他是一个纯爷们，但是我不是他。